9 Best Porn Parodies

Here is a list of the best porn parodies.. Included are movies, TV shows, and people lol. These movies and TV shows can be dead ringers for the originals, only the action has been replaced with…a different kind of action, and the acting has been replaced with…truly awful acting. We must admit: The trailers for these instant classics are fascinating, not for the sex (which is absent in the trailers) but for the way they earnestly strive for respectability.

Now, we know all of you can behave and approach this serious subject matter with the maturity it deserves. But if we hear any snickering, we’re stopping this article and going home. Got it? lol

9. ‘The Breakfast Club’

By the looks of it, some of the “actors” in this Brat Pack remake were actual teens themselves when the original “Breakfast Club” hit the theaters (circa 1985). But not to worry; redonkulous wigs are enough to magically transform these used-up sex stars into the likes of, say, a young Anthony Michael Hall or Molly Ringwald.

8. ‘This ISN’T Twilight’

Stephenie Meyer may have tried her darnedest to sanitize vamps, but this XXX-rated romp with the can’t-fool-you title “This ISN’t Twilight” celebrates their natural instincts as raging sex machines. To speak in cliché, it’s a “Twilight” movie for people who wouldn’t be caught dead watching “Twilight.”

7. Who's Nailin' Paylin

This is So funny in so many ways! very accurate depiction of Sarah Palin

6. ‘BatFxxx: Dark Night’

The first thing — nay, the only thing — you’ll notice about this trailer for a porno parody of “The Dark Night” is its utter lack of sex! From what we can tell, it just looks like an excuse for Paul Chaplin (owner of Bluebird Films) to play The Joker, badly; 95 percent of the footage is him, doing his worst Heath Ledger imitation amidst a noticeably high-budget recreation of Gotham. Although thoroughly devoid of sex appeal, it’s tough to look away from this costumed train wreck.

5. ‘The Big Lebowski’

Besides not having to comically alter the original film’s title for this remake, “The Big Lebowski” is also a no-brainer to turn into a porno — the real one’s subplot mocked the porn industry. Although, one wonders if the makers of this parody understand that… This Lebowski tribute trailer looks amazingly accurate, right down to the bowling alley hallucinations. Good job, perverts!

4. ‘Superman XXX’

Wow. This is impressive. Taking its cues from the original Richard Donner “Superman,” this trailer looks very…not like a porn. Except for all the porn actors in it. Check out the opening scene on Krypton in which Lord Zod and his minions are trapped in those rotating tires — pretty awesome. True, Lord Zod looks less like Terrance Stamp than Ringo Starr with a beard glued on, and Lois Lane’s lips have about five times more collagen in them than, well, anyone. But besides that, we think these pornographers should be proud to show their whole families this fine work.

3. ‘The Sex Files’

Mulder and Scully spent a long, long time pondering their will-they-won’t-they relationship (complete with abductions and miraculous pregnancies). In the surprisingly straight faced Sex Files they definitely, definitely will. Oddly enough, The Sex Files almost looks more like The X Files than the two horrible movies that the franchise has managed to cough out so far.

2. ‘This Ain’t Avatar’

You didn’t really think one of the highest-grossing films of all time wouldn’t get made into a porno just because it’s characters were blue, CGI aliens with tails, did you? If so, then you clearly don’t know just how perverted we humans are. Fact: Humans are responsible for over 100 percent of the porn made in this solar system alone. Oh, and by the way, this remake’s in 3-D. Deal with that.

1. ‘Tron Jeremy’

Oh, Ron Jeremy. When are you going to open up a deli somewhere and stop this madness? We have to admit though, that this aging, iconic porn star is hard to hate when he’s so good at spoofing himself. Out of all the parody porn trailers out there, this one’s the most inspired (ya know, for a porn). And when this hedgehog of a man meets a younger version of himself at the climax, a la Jeff Bridges, it’s pretty damn funny (ya know… for a porn).